Sir Mark Troll
2004-08-29 15:35:46 UTC
On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 03:06:24 -0400, The Most Controversial Person On
The 2004 Usenet AwardsCheck them out http://geocities.com/usenetawards You just might find
that you won an award.
FOADthat you won an award.
Hello readers, and welcome to the 2004 Usenet Awards home page. On this
page you will see the winners of the awards for the year 2004. Usenet is
not very well known to the majority of users on the internet. The select
few that use and particapte in usenet are a special group. This is the
first year that they voted for awards. Below you will find just who won
what. Enjoy readers.
THE AWARDS
The Award For Biggest Fan Of Jessica Alba Goes To
The biggest fan of Jessica Alba on all of usenet is lab~rat, you want to
know why we voted lab~rat the biggest fan of Jessica Alba? CLICK HERE 5,190
posts about Jessica Alba, if you are reading this in the future it will
probably be a higher number.
I see a future stalker here.
The Award For Person We Think Is Tom Green or Matt Groening goes to
The person that has the users of usenet confused as to his identity is Wavy
G, alot of people think he may be Matt Groening, and others feel he is Tom
Green. The users of usenet began to think Wavy G was Tom Green when he
would do stuff and than a few days later Tom Green would do it on his now
canceled late night talk show. Another common belief is that Tom Green is a
fan of Wavy G and just copied him, he could just be some hillbilly. If you
have any free time why not read the 63.000 posts Wavy G made has made.
The Award For Most Controversial Person On Usenet goes to
This guy is so controversial. My words can't even begin to explain the
controvery. The award for the most controversial person on usenet goes to,
The Most Controverisl Person On Usenet, you don't think he's controversial?
Why not check out some of his posts, this guy is so controversial.
The Award For The Biggest Beer Drinker On Usenet goes to
I don't know anything about the guy except for he likes to drink beer. This
guy is the man to go to if you want to know what to drink. The man is
Sinister Steve. Here are 9,900 posts Steve made about beer, that is why we
voted him the biggest beer drinker on usenet.
The Award For Biggest Loser On Usenet Goes To
Of the over 5,000 votes that came in for this award, 4,129 were for the
winner of the award, I don't know the exact percentage on that but I'm sure
it's up there at about 70 or 80 percent. The winner of the award for being
the biggest loser goes to FLIPPER MIKE.
The Award For The Guy With A Crappy Last Name Goes To
Everyone agreed that this guy has a bad last name. I hope he has all
daughters so he doesn't pass his name on. His name is Steven Perkoff. A
ha ha, Perkoff The Jerkoff, see what I mean that's a bad last name.
The Award For Best Poster of Rap Music On Usenet Goes To
He is the only one I know of, he posts his "rap" from time to time and the
users of usenet love it. The winner of this award is a no brainer, it's
Dwight Rapper.
The Award For Guy No Body Cares About Goes To
This guy is so boring, on the original ballot there were 10 people, I asked
alot of people why they voted for who they voted for and the answer was
always, "I didn't even know who he was" This guy is a nobody. Don't
believe me go read some of his POSTS.
You should have won this one.
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Sir Mark Troll
Sir Mark Troll